Tuesday, October 24, 2006

AL's "Mary Carey" Gov Candidate

America's most conservative state, Alabama, the "Heart of Dixie," now has a "Mary Carey" candidate for governor. She is Loretta Nall, a Libertarian Party write-in who advocates the decriminalization of marijuana and other progressive principles. Nall is garnering free media coverage with her unconventional campaign for governor. This bottled blonde tititillates her audience with her campaign tees that emphasize her "boobs" and decry her Republican and Dem opponent "boobs" that run the state and with her discussion of how her fashion predeliction (a la Brooke Shields) precluded her from a jailhouse meeting with her alcoholic sib because of overly zealous jailers. If one gets past the more "sin"sational aspects of her run, she does seem to faithfully represent her libertarian brethren and sisterhood. Of course, she probably has the same chance that the old George C. Wallace would have if he were campaigning for office (if he were still alive).

Cf. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061024/ap_on_fe_st/candidate_s_neckline and http://www.lorettanall.com/indexf.htm.

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