Friday, June 30, 2006

Prez to PM: Thanx for Not Being Cruel

President George W. Bush is taking Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi to Graceland today aboard Air Force One. The President is rewarding one of his most stalwart allies in the war in Iraq as Koizumi makes his last official visit to Washington as prime minister. The two dignitaries will be given a personal tour by Elvis' daughter, Lisa Marie,and his former wife, Priscilla. The President intends to also give the Japanese PM a jukebox filled with Elvis hits as he bids a fond farewell to one of the few world leaders who didn't view him with Suspicious Minds.

2 comments:

obfuscator22 said...

Hey, you used both of the song allusions that I was going to use for puns:  "Don't Be Cruel" and "Suspicious Minds."  What's left?  "Viva Las Vegas?"  I guess I can try my hand with the crumbs you gave me:

    "In addition, PM Koizumi enjoyed his stay at the 'Heartbreak Hotel' where he saw a 'Hound Dog' and then was Loved Tender by the......by the....Kentucky Rain which fell....."  

Aw c'mon GIMME A BREAK, JK, YOU STOLE BOTH OF THE GOOD PUNS!

jakeho said...

Geo., you are Too Much: I didn't mean to get you All Shook Up. It's may be Now or Never to use these puns. Ergo, please don't hurt me Way Down in my Wooden Heart with any smart remarks but Treat Me Nice. P.S. Did you see the Japanese PM doing Elvis for Lisa Marie, Priscilla, the First Lady, and the Prez in the Jungle Room: very cool!