Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Meretrix Mad-onna Crosses Line

In her latest tour, "Confessions," Ms. Ritchie, a sad, sagging strumpet , strikes out again against Christianity by interjecting profaned sacred images of the Christ into her sordid, sadomasochist show. Satan's sweetie suspends herself from a huge, mirrored cross sporting a crown of thorns as she sings "Live to Tell." She returns to the sexual imagery of her controversial 1989 "Like a Prayer" video. In her "Future Lovers," this heathen hetaera further demonstrates her debauchery as she dons dominatrix duds while dancing with her gagged, bare-chested "Boy Toys." Poor lost soul! One may be tempted to damn this devilish demimondaine but that would be an unwarranted arrogation of Divine perogative.

4 comments:

jharkansas said...

Remember, James, that this type of behavior is acceptable only if her intended goal is the blasphemy of Christianity.  If she were to mock Islam or some other "religion of peace," she would be publicly condemned and raked over the proverbial coals of the media's religious indignation.

jakeho said...

Any shade of falsity is fine. Toleration of the truth is another matter altogether.

jharkansas said...

By the way, if you've been checking out my blog and not getting anything, it's probably because the site administrator is doing some repairs.  It usually happens about once a year and lasts about a week or so.

jakeho said...

Thanks, Joseph. I've been wondering why I couldn't ck it out.