Thursday, August 3, 2006

Swedish Sweetie Stymies Soldiers

According to Aftonbladet, a Swedish bathing beauty caused a bit of a stir when she decided to bask in the sun in an Albanian village in the European manner. Abashed local women fled the shore with their children in tow and alerted the police to this strange siren. Soldiers were sent to the scene but were unable to accomplish their mission because they were not conversant in the lovely's language. Doubtless, these keepers of the peace lingered at the scene to insure that the public order was not disturbed.

Cf. http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=4465&date=20060730.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mr. Hogue, once again you have disturbed my train of thought!!!

Anonymous said...

James, I'm afraid you are guilty of stereotyping.  Just because she's Swedish, doesn't necessarily mean that she's a babe.  Speaking of naked people, I hear Richard Hatch (from Survivor fame) is in federal prison.  Now, there's a talking point!

Anonymous said...

Geo., Joseph's evoking the memory of Richard Hatch naked should really disturb your train of thought. J, stereotypes often have a basis in fact as we Swedes know so very well.

Anonymous said...

Now I'm all the more glad that I never watched "Survivor."  

Anonymous said...

Richard Hatch; not the kind of name you'd want in prison...

Anonymous said...

Isn't he there?

Anonymous said...

Yup, I reckon he's there.  Bubba's girlfriend now, to be sure.