Thursday, August 3, 2006

Swedish Sweetie Stymies Soldiers

According to Aftonbladet, a Swedish bathing beauty caused a bit of a stir when she decided to bask in the sun in an Albanian village in the European manner. Abashed local women fled the shore with their children in tow and alerted the police to this strange siren. Soldiers were sent to the scene but were unable to accomplish their mission because they were not conversant in the lovely's language. Doubtless, these keepers of the peace lingered at the scene to insure that the public order was not disturbed.

Cf. http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=4465&date=20060730.

7 comments:

obfuscator22 said...

Mr. Hogue, once again you have disturbed my train of thought!!!

jharkansas said...

James, I'm afraid you are guilty of stereotyping.  Just because she's Swedish, doesn't necessarily mean that she's a babe.  Speaking of naked people, I hear Richard Hatch (from Survivor fame) is in federal prison.  Now, there's a talking point!

jakeho said...

Geo., Joseph's evoking the memory of Richard Hatch naked should really disturb your train of thought. J, stereotypes often have a basis in fact as we Swedes know so very well.

obfuscator22 said...

Now I'm all the more glad that I never watched "Survivor."  

piperfromtn said...

Richard Hatch; not the kind of name you'd want in prison...

jakeho said...

Isn't he there?

piperfromtn said...

Yup, I reckon he's there.  Bubba's girlfriend now, to be sure.