Thursday, November 2, 2006

Heinz (Kerry) Slow Bad

After advising CA collegians that if you don't study hard, you'll end up in Iraq, Teresa's hubby has finally "apologized." After initially saying that he did not apologize to anyone and saying that his remark was a "botched joke," Kerry finally expressed his regret to the soldiers, their families, and any American that took offense from a "misinterpretation" of his remarks. Hillary swiftly slammed Kerry's comments as inappropriate, TN Democratic senatorial candidate Harold Ford quickly called on Kerry to apologize, and Kerry smartly cancelled campaign appearances on behalf of Democratic candidates for the House and the Senate. His take on the military reminds one of his expressed beliefs in the 2006 presidential campaign that U.S. soldiers were terrorizing women and children in the dead of night in Iraq coupled with his 1972 U.S. Congressional race questionnaire submission to anti-war group, Massachusetts Political Action for Peace, that a volunteer army would consist of the poor and of people of color and would be susceptible to commit war crimes. The Catsup Queen's patrician spouse should get out of his ivory tower and mingle with his benighted plebes that decide to serve their country without regard to their economic, social, racial, or credal status.

Cf. http://apnews.myway.com/article/20061102/D8L4QH580.html.

6 comments:

grgb4 said...

If I were in the press corps, I'd ask John Kerry:  "Senator, why the long face?"

jakeho said...

If you were in the mainstream media, you'd ask, "Why the apology?"

piperfromtn said...

If I was his wife I'd say "Why me?"

jakeho said...

Jon, I think that Teresa deserves John.

piperfromtn said...

James, I was talking about me.
/sarc off

jakeho said...

J or C? Btw, John deserves Teresa, too.