According to St. Louis police, last Sunday night a woman was not overly appreciative of the warm beer that her approximately 70-year-old hubby served her. No fan of the British-style brew, she allegedly shot her mate four to five times in the chest when he brought her a tepid Stag. With the electricity out, the foolish fellow had forgotten to cool her robust libation in the freezing al fresco air.
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Stag (a Missouri favorite) is akin to the prototypical "revenge." It is best served cold.
(See also: Milwaukee's Best, Schaefer, Jax, Old Milwaukee and Meister Brau- they, unlike Bass, Guinness and Newcastle, are also better served "muy, muy frio.")
Obviously, not a Louisiana couple: over a warm O'Doul's, maybe, but not a warm Stag.
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